Fabric: Midweight 308 GSM (9.08 oz) 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane.
Print Tech: Deep-Dyed Sublimation—ink uses high temperature vapor osmosis to bond directly with the fabric molecules for a zero-texture, breathable print that will never crack, peel, or fade.
Feel: Graphics feel weightless like divine intervention meeting body slam physics. Hangs with the blessed weight of someone who understands internet's most forbidden archives.
Fit: Relaxed unisex fit with a cotton-feel face and soft brushed fleece inside. True to size.
The Trust
OEKO-TEX® 100 · REACH Compliant · GRS Certified · Zero-Wastewater Printing · Sweatshop-Free Production (US/EU) · Made-to-Order (Zero Overproduction) · Fade-Resistant Guarantee
Rating: R · Satirical · Adult Only
Visual Accessibility: Set against ethereal azure skies and soft cumulus clouds, a sun-bronzed 1980s wrestling icon soars in a dynamic mid-air pose. Clad in canary yellow boots and star-spangled red trunks, the high-flying grappler (sporting signature sunglasses and bandana) prepares to deliver a crushing aerial elbow drop onto a serene messianic figure draped in pale glacier robes. The vivid digital painting blends hyper-realism with dreamlike satire for a truly surreal tableau.